things katster's not allowed to do as an election clerk..

[katster]

So I got my official confirmation today. I have the very important job of First Time Clerk at Lassen View Elementary. And now I am sworn to do this by penalty of law. So here we go. katster is reporting for duty.

tangaroa said something today that made me laugh:
[15:48] <Tangaroa> If you walk in and announce "I am Katrina Templeton, and I am REPORTING FOR DUTY!!1" you're liable to get fired

So I want to start the list of 'things katster is not allowed to do as an election clerk'. Anybody got any good ideas?

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