How do you convert a Unitarian-Universalist to Christianity?

[katster]

Well, ask the Southern Baptists. They have a ways to convert Unitarian-Universalists list right here.

Comments

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Heh, why not write both? A serious one *and* a parody. Goddess knows you're good at both.

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Why you flatterer. (smile)

I didn't want to write both, but I may end up having to do so... or really flexing my skills and attempting to meld the two in one article.
It'll be posted here on LJ when it's written. I don't have the heart for slogging through rejection letters to try actually submitting something like that to anyone.

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Griffen, do you remember this post in Katster's journal regarding the article about evangelizing Unitarian-Universalists? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/katster/234080.html?thread=443232#t443232) Well, I finally got around to parodying it and thought you might get a kick out of it. Here's a link to the parody. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/twfarlan/112855.html#cutid1)

(Sorry about all the posts, Katster, to such an ancient journal entry.)