How do you convert a Unitarian-Universalist to Christianity?

[katster]

Well, ask the Southern Baptists. They have a ways to convert Unitarian-Universalists list right here.

Comments

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Oh boy. I can't decide which approach to take with this page. I'm either going to:
1) rewrite it in "pure" language.. in other words, write what they mean rather than what they're saying
or
2) write the "Southern Baptists: Dealing with the Unthinking," a response written as a parody, turning that table on them.

Lodge some comments if you like, letting me know which would be more fun to read. :) I'm going to see Star Trek: Nemesis in about ten minutes, so I'll probably work on this when I get home this afternoon.

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Heh, why not write both? A serious one *and* a parody. Goddess knows you're good at both.

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Why you flatterer. (smile)

I didn't want to write both, but I may end up having to do so... or really flexing my skills and attempting to meld the two in one article.
It'll be posted here on LJ when it's written. I don't have the heart for slogging through rejection letters to try actually submitting something like that to anyone.

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Griffen, do you remember this post in Katster's journal regarding the article about evangelizing Unitarian-Universalists? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/katster/234080.html?thread=443232#t443232) Well, I finally got around to parodying it and thought you might get a kick out of it. Here's a link to the parody. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/twfarlan/112855.html#cutid1)

(Sorry about all the posts, Katster, to such an ancient journal entry.)

[tropiquena.livejournal.com]

If you only want to write one, I'd say go with the first. :)

I'd love to read whichever/both when it is/they are completed. :)

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

It'll be posted on my LJ when I write it, with a link to at the very least the original page plus likely a link over to here to show what brought it up.

I'm becoming convinced that "both" is the only way to approach it that will leave me feeling at all satisfied. I'm going to have to go to WalMart and buy a couple of extra bottles of vitriol if I'm doing a parody, though.

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

Here's a shot from the dark; remember the thread in Katster's journal about evangelizing to Unitarian-Universalists? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/katster/234080.html?thread=443232#t443232) Well, I finally parodied it. Here's a link to the parody. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/twfarlan/112855.html#cutid1)