*yawn*

[katster]

I am so bored. And I don't want to do my java homework.

Entertain me?

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[tanesmuti.livejournal.com]

*wiggle*

[katster.livejournal.com]

is there a story behind this fellow? :)

(tell us a story, auntie Ari!)

-kat

[tanesmuti.livejournal.com]

Well, once upon a time eccentric and crazy aunt ari went to the big, bad, annoyingly crowded airport to fly off the island of stupidity that had been deceptively dubbed "paradise" by white trash in Las Vegas and Mississippi. She was making her escape to the land of baseball bats, bourbon, horsies and hillybillies to go collect the magical, colour changing leaves of autumn.

While she was at the big, bad and annoyingly crowded airport, loitering before she could get on the stuffy metal sky prison, she happened upon a store peddling over-priced plastic souveniers and sun tan lotion to the afore mentioned tacky shirt, black knee socks and sandals wearing white trash of places like Las Vegas and Mississippi.

Lo and behold, crazy, eccentric aunt ari, whilst lurking in the far corner of the tacky wares shop, nearly broke a bunch of stuff bumping into a display that was housing the few untacky items in all the land of airportishness. From that shelf, she rescued one alcoholic penguin who currently resides in the jungles of katatsterville and the slightly rabid, circle running hamster in that picture.

together the three of them braved the long voyage to the land of baseball bats, bourbon, horsies and hillbillies. and from there, the alcoholic made a solo journey to the jungles of katasterville via the mighty and somewhat slow U.S.P.S.

After some time, crazy aunt ari and the circle running hamster got back on the flying metal thing and went back to stupidity island, where they are holed up in a house by the golf course, waiting for the day they can escape to washington, land of coffee and people who wear real shoes and don't speak pidgin.

the end.