*yawn*

[katster]

I am so bored. And I don't want to do my java homework.

Entertain me?

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[tanesmuti.livejournal.com]

*wiggle*

[katster.livejournal.com]

is there a story behind this fellow? :)

(tell us a story, auntie Ari!)

-kat

[tanesmuti.livejournal.com]

Well, once upon a time eccentric and crazy aunt ari went to the big, bad, annoyingly crowded airport to fly off the island of stupidity that had been deceptively dubbed "paradise" by white trash in Las Vegas and Mississippi. She was making her escape to the land of baseball bats, bourbon, horsies and hillybillies to go collect the magical, colour changing leaves of autumn.

While she was at the big, bad and annoyingly crowded airport, loitering before she could get on the stuffy metal sky prison, she happened upon a store peddling over-priced plastic souveniers and sun tan lotion to the afore mentioned tacky shirt, black knee socks and sandals wearing white trash of places like Las Vegas and Mississippi.

Lo and behold, crazy, eccentric aunt ari, whilst lurking in the far corner of the tacky wares shop, nearly broke a bunch of stuff bumping into a display that was housing the few untacky items in all the land of airportishness. From that shelf, she rescued one alcoholic penguin who currently resides in the jungles of katatsterville and the slightly rabid, circle running hamster in that picture.

together the three of them braved the long voyage to the land of baseball bats, bourbon, horsies and hillbillies. and from there, the alcoholic made a solo journey to the jungles of katasterville via the mighty and somewhat slow U.S.P.S.

After some time, crazy aunt ari and the circle running hamster got back on the flying metal thing and went back to stupidity island, where they are holed up in a house by the golf course, waiting for the day they can escape to washington, land of coffee and people who wear real shoes and don't speak pidgin.

the end.

[fb.livejournal.com]

You may not be able to see it completely clearly from there, but I'm juggling.

[kaosfury.livejournal.com]

Here's a good picture. ;)

Yes, that is me.

[zorbathut.livejournal.com]

I remember someone on IRC asked this once . . .

* ZorbaTHut pulls a hat out of nowhere
* ZorbaTHut turns the hat towards you so you can see it's empty
* ZorbaTHut holds the hat with the opening upwards and waves his hands over it
Abracadabra!
* ZorbaTHut pulls Ultima Weapon out of the hat
*** UltimaWpn has joined channel #somechannel
Rawr.
* ZorbaTHut puts Ultima Weapon back in the hat
*** UltimaWpn has left channel #somechannel
* ZorbaTHut bows

Opened up a second client in the middle just for that. Yeah, I'm insane :P

[lurkerdrome.livejournal.com]

Two guys walk into a bar. As they approach the counter, the taller of the two asks, "Why do we keep coming back to this bar day after day?"

The shorter guy shrugs. "I dunno. We just do."

"Yeah, but why?" the first guy repeats. "I mean, look around. This place really sucks."

"Boy, yer tellin' me," says a drunken chicken sitting on the bar. "I'm so sick of this place I could scream."

The two guys blink at the chicken. "So...why do you keep coming here?" the second guy asks.

The chicken hiccups and shrugs. "It's th' only thing on th' other side of th' road."

[kaosfury.livejournal.com]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.