God bless our Krispy Kreme donuts and discount cigarettes.

[katster]

Okay, I had to laugh.

"Shortly after the attacks, I was driving up I-15 and passed a casino inside the Nevada state line. On their enormous flashing electric sign, the management had obviously inserted a patriotic message without removing any of the usual ones.

"So, in lights eighty feet high, every living thing for 50 miles was greeted by:

"'Ten ounce strip steaks!'

"'Krispy Kreme donuts!'

"'Loose slots!'

"'Discount cigarettes!'

"'GOD BLESS AMERICA!'

"(pause)

"'Ten ounce strip steaks...'

"I'm not sure that's precisely the message they intended."

-Bob Harris

Comments

[lurkerdrome.livejournal.com]

Hey now, that's a message I can get behind, definitely. =D

Ten ounce strip steaks...waaaah, I want one... ;_;

[shadur.livejournal.com]

Strip steaks.

....


I *DEFINITELY* didn't need that mental image.

[lurkerdrome.livejournal.com]

*blinkblink*

Uhhh, dude, it's just a cut of meat. Because it's like, cut strip-like, you know? Some smokehouses make beef jerky from hell out of 'em.

Not my personal favorite cut, mind you...actually, I don't have a personal favorite cut. Quite frankly, if it's beef, I'll damn well eat it. The quickest way to get on my good side is to present me with a big freakin' hunk of charred longhorn steer...>=D