Caption contest over dinner…

[katster]

It’s a caption contest. Y’all know what to do.

Originally published at retstak.org. You can comment here or there.

Comments

[underpope.livejournal.com]

Hey, little lady. Come around here often?

[(Anonymous)]

"I thought the voters were supposed to meet us here by now..."

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

"I can't remember, do I cut with the spoon or the knife?"

[the-paulr.livejournal.com]

"Are you going to eat that?"

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

"Eat up John, Cholesterol is good for you!"

[ms-interpret.livejournal.com]

Hehe. That's where I was going too. :)

[valliegirl.livejournal.com]

McCain: "In MY day, blahblahblahboringgeezerstuffblahblahblah"
Palin: *STARES AT HOT GUY IN CORNER* "uh.. yeah geezerstuff.. i know..."

[keori.livejournal.com]

/whine "I thought I was the POPULAR girl now!! How come the only guy sitting with me is this old LOSER???!!? It's not FAAIIIR!!"

[bassbone.livejournal.com]

Is this a Roscoe's Chicken 'n' Waffles?

"Is this what the colored folk eat nowadays?"

[lirazel.livejournal.com]

"...and it's even tastier with Metamucil!"

[salinn.livejournal.com]

"Hey dearie, it's so nice when you come have dinner with me at the home. You say you aren't my daughter? Well, you're real nice anyway, sweetheart."

[jaeai.livejournal.com]

"It's so nice to have visitors to the Oval Office."

"This isn't the Oval Office, dear, it's the home. The home where Dubya and I put you?"

"Home? Who's home? WHERE'S MY PUDDING?! *points* That is NOT MY PUDDING!"

"Nurse!"

[true-crime.livejournal.com]

"you see young lady, back in 19-aught-6 we called em boot cakes... cause they looked like our bootprints. But you whimpersnappers couldn't handle the thought of feet and food... so now they call em waffles.... y'all'd rollover if you knew it was referencing waffle-stompers.... you know, boots!"

PS. I can't tell, but it looks like they're eatin' waffles to me... apparently with soda. lol Maybe that's just texas toast with their wings?

[true-crime.livejournal.com]

PPS. In a crotchety voice, "Stop blowing bubbles or I'll knock you on the head!"

[whitestar2.livejournal.com]

"I know we saved a spare plate for Jesus, but do you think we'd lose a point in the polls if I eat it?"

[anahata56.livejournal.com]

"Why won't anyone sit with us, John?"

"Becuz yur eatin' a mooseburger, Sarah."

[jaeai.livejournal.com]

"No one likes the elk musk scent that you wear, Sarah."

"But all the boy moose back home LOVE it!"

[sammyd.livejournal.com]

"You can move back to your seat, little lady. When I said you need to move a little more to the right, I meant your political views."

[jaeai.livejournal.com]

"Sarah! Sarah, look! LOOKIT, LOOKIT, LOOKIT! I got a toy with my meal!!!"