Caption contest!

[katster]

Caption this shot.

Comments

[aris-tgd.livejournal.com]

"You look tense. Here, let me show you this facial massage technique I picked up."

[tropism.livejournal.com]

Look, a black man! Isn't he just so cyooooooooote?

[fb.livejournal.com]

"Hey, you've got a beard. How long is your flight home?"

[damienroc.livejournal.com]

"Here's how my momma turned our frowns upside-down!"

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

"Squeal for me Biatch! Who's ya daddy now?!"

Three for the price of one!

[archangelbeth]

"Don't you say that about my mother!"

"Did you brush your teeth today?"

"Oh no! The magnet in your ring is attracted to my fillings!"

[jhghendriks.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm not really against gay marriage.

Hmm.

[puppeteer.livejournal.com]

"Your pores are SO HUGE!!"

[damienps.livejournal.com]

Bush tones down his diplomatic actions for once.

[crossfire.livejournal.com]

"That beard is so....sexy."

[haruchai.livejournal.com]

(accents I cant do, so use your imagination)

"Why don't you like our country? We gave you electricity, democracy, McDonald's..."

"By allah, your hand smells like a camel's crotch!"

"*laugh* sheep actually, just love them constituents..."

[i.livejournal.com]

"take your hand off me or i'll rip it off and stuff it up your ass til it comes out your mouth, bitch!"

[lirazel.livejournal.com]

"Oh gracious sakes alive! did I just spit that bit of bacon onto your beard as I was talking? I did? Here, let me wipe it off... I don't know WHAT Momma would say about my manners!"

[salinn.livejournal.com]

Everyone's gotta be checked for the beard lice!