"goldurn it, no matter how I push and shove, they won't go back in..."

[katster]

Okay, I had to share just for the mental image. I'm perusing the GURPS forum on forums.sjgames.com, and I stumble across the following sentence:

Rather than bother a lot of people I just got out some white glue, carefully applied a thin white line of glue, caregully pushed the mages back into the book and repeated the process until they were all back.

The mental image of somebody shoving a bunch of mages into a book made me laugh. Even if the original author typoed 'pages'.