Besides, they'd only capture the world's greatest filmmaker...

[katster]

EnslaveNZ.org -- 'cause the Aussies should have done it already, in fact they seem surprised that they haven't. ;)

*giggles madly* This is great. Y'all should read.

For example, here's Reason #8:
"If the US can invade Iraq and turn it into its own Middle Eastern oil-laden fun park, we see no difficulty in turning New Zealand into our own slave-filled South Pacific playground."

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[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

You know, I have a feeling that's one of those ideas that could backfire horribly...
I mean, The rest of the world all knows Aussies are bit on the strange side [ie barking mad.] And even Aussies are of the opinion that the Kiwi's are dangeriously insane...

I mean this is the county that invented the jet powered bar stool and the homebuilt cruise missle! Not to mention is home to the All Blacks...[c'mon, how many teams do you know moon the other side, before they kick-off!]

Nope, NZ is the poodle of countries. As in, it looks harmless but if even slightly provoked flys into a homicidal frenzy and rips your throat out!