Photo Caption Contest!

[katster]

Caption the shot.

Comments

[subbes]

....carry the two...

[subbes]

maybe "...carry the seven..." would be funnier, since seven is an inherently amusing number.

[zibblsnrt.livejournal.com]

"Goddamned - I'm crushing your head!"

[lirazel.livejournal.com]

"Now, Mr. Rather, if you can't ask nice questions I'm going to have to add you to my Enemies List."

No, wait, that was an earlier model...

OK.

"Remind me again... I cut taxes to stimulate the economy and then I spent more money and now we have... how do you spell that word?"

[mrfnord.livejournal.com]

"Uh, could you move the telprompter a little closer? My 'Edumacated World Leader' glasses are shit for distance..."

[lurkerdrome.livejournal.com]

Anyone? Anyone? bin Laden? bin Laden? bin Laden?

[vacheestfachee.livejournal.com]

*laugh*

You should get extra points for a fun movie ref. :)

[lurkerdrome.livejournal.com]

Hey, it was the first thing that came to mind. ^_^

[jaeai.livejournal.com]

Shhh. Shssssh. Shh. Shhh. Shht! www.shh.com! I've got a whole bag of shh right here for ya, Brokaw!

[sailorjim.livejournal.com]

"What? This isn't a joint?!?"

[idiotwind.livejournal.com]

"So you're saying they use a machine to get the cream inside of those chocolate cupcakes that have the frosting on top? Hmm..."

[ms-interpret.livejournal.com]

I'll squash you like a bug. Like a bug I tell you! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[valliegirl.livejournal.com]

DAMN IT, JANET!

or

GREAT SCOTT!

or

Who let Brad Majors be president?

I haven't read through the other responses yet, but I know I'm coming in late and someone might have taken those already, but I had to throw that in there.

He reminds me way too much of Brad from Rocky Horror Picture show right there.

[fb.livejournal.com]

"God I want some coke."

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

"lets see, 5 across, Found in a village. IDI, something T. Umm, any ideas?"

[theorangechick.livejournal.com]

My brain is this big.

[ms-interpret.livejournal.com]

And my penis is even bigger!

Woot Woot

[shmuelisms.livejournal.com]

Are you sure this Snot-colored hair-dye was a good idea?

Aah, Dubya-bashing, gotta love it!

[joshbrown.livejournal.com]

So was that the hip bone is connected to the thigh bone or to the arm bone?

OR

Well, Mr. Brokaw, was I supposed to know that?

OR

Can I get back to you, Mr. Brokaw, I just want to ask my dad about that.

OR

Why, where do you think my other hand is?
(Okay, this would be better if it were Clinton in the picture, but I figured that he still looks like it's appropriate.)

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

It was the President, in the press room, with a fountain pen.

Mein Entry

[inflection.livejournal.com]

Professor Bush, pondering the multidimensional nature of his cosmological theories, presumed that there would be a version of him somewhere that was even more lucky and successful. "I bet I'd enjoy meeting him," he thought.

[fearghaill.livejournal.com]

He paused midsentence as the figure entered the room, watching carefully so he wouldn't lose it in the crowd.

He had thought it was over.

He had thought those days were behind him.

The duck was back.

[damienroc.livejournal.com]

I'm here to fuck over the world... and that's my final answer.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

"In my effort to lower the deficit, I have sold my suit jacket. And cut finding to MediCare by five billion dollars. We are all making sacrifices."

[beki.livejournal.com]

You want me to put this pen where???

[damienps.livejournal.com]

Who am I, again?

[kamalloy.livejournal.com]

"Now you said a pinch of nutmeg? Is that right?"

Excuse me Ms....

[true-crime.livejournal.com]

what ever do you mean by that??? Surely you don't mean to imply...

[kyp.livejournal.com]

*Ahem*

B 23. B 23.

Next number, G 13. G 13.

[tangaroa.livejournal.com]

• "Sssssh! Keep it down! This is a library!" (jaeai sorta got to this one before me)
• "When the penis becomes aroused and stiffens, it is ready tobe inserted into the vagina..."
• . o O (Hmm, lace underwear. These X-Ray specs are worth every penny of that $4.95 plus shipping)
• "George Bush has a plan for this country. George Bush is going to tell you that plan. George Bush might not have had his hand blown up in Vietnam, but George Bush can hold a pen in his hand just like that other guy."