the pain, the pain...

[katster]

swiped from i

Here's a seminal classic in English Literature. The Hokey Pokey, as told by William Shakespeare.

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
(Jeff Brechlin, Potomac Falls)

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Comments

[simplysithel.livejournal.com]

Ah! Now THAT is just too good to pass by without posting a thankyou. Very funny, brightened my day. Thank you

[jenny_evergreen]

*dies* (laughing)

Evil Grin

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I wish my English Teacher From Hell was still alive, just so I could post him that...

Worth the sore ribs from laughing.