sheer randomness...

[katster]

Do you know the muffin man?

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[nekoneko.livejournal.com]

I WANT MUFFINS! *sulk*

Yeah...

[primis.livejournal.com]

I know the dude.

Lived on Drury Lane.

Was my main contact, my main man. Man was gonna' be my retirement, my pension, my 401K AND my Mercedes in the drive...

Then this dude started branching out. "Enterprising" he calls it, I call it giving me th' shaft when I had a good monop'ly on the market. I HAD it by the friggin' THROAT! I was more than a niche... I WAS IT! I was THE MAN!

First thing you know though, pretty soon this OTHER lame-a** mofo starts on MY scene, gettin' his goods and wares from the Muffin Man. He starts takin' away from my main demographic, ya' know? And my cashpipe start to slowly drain... Two know the Muffin Man and that's just one too many, ya' know?

Then pretty soon we get three, and it just explodes. Market SATURATION man, every friggin' idiot's got the same source for their sh**. Muffin Man makes a KILLING, and fast, and next thing you know we're ALL played the fools, we all losin' out, and that crazy b***ard takes off for Cancun with Ms. Butterwoth AND Lil' Debbie, livin' it up, throwin' big ol' parties an' crap like that...

The dude cost me a fortune.

Yeah. Yeah I know the Muffin Man.

Now EVERYONE knows the Muffin Man.

If I see that crazy-a** b**ch ever again... he's getting a piece of my mind, a club to the back of a head, and a free all-expenses-paid swim in the Thames.

Now THAT'S enterprisin'....


-- Primis.

Re: Yeah...

[kuangning]

... Have I mentioned lately that you scare the hell out of me sometimes? ;)

[tropism.livejournal.com]

Yes. Carnally.

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[puppeteer.livejournal.com]

The muffin man? The muffin man.