Friday follies (the open mike thread)

[katster]

It's Friday. I'm at work. I'm alone in the office. I need to get into this excel spreadsheet. Not quite there yet. I think a bit more tea will do nicely.

Anyway, let's have an open topic. What's your favorite joke?

Here's one of mine:

Q. Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

A. Because proper tea is theft!


I'm sure yours can't be any worse. Go ahead and share. (Or if you don't want to share a joke, feel free to consider this an open thread.)