minigolf is serious business.

[katster]

bwahahaha!

The rules for minigolf, at the local set of holes:

• Limit yourself to 4 compatible players or less.


• Pay cashier, do not pay at golf club counter.


• Non-paying players cannot enter heaven. They will receive offensive insults and free nights in the city jail.


• Beware of the piranha...Please no swimming or wading in the ponds. Attendant will replace balls which hide in ponds or flower planters.


• No striking opponents with clubs. Do not swing club above knees.


• If a misbehaving ball leaves the fairway - replace it where it left. One stroke penalty.


• If a ball snuggles against a curb, you may move it out 6 inches without penalty or ridicule from your fellow players.


• After five strokes, pick up your ball. Mark '6' on your scorecard and go to the next hole without swearing.

Comments

[kevin-standlee.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like that! That's not Scandia, unless they've changed since my days. Which course has those? The one in Carmichael? I remember going there once when their drains plugged up and they had a water hazard that had swallowed four holes.

[jaeai.livejournal.com]

OMG MINIGOLF R SRS BIDNESS