religious jokes.

[katster]

It's possible you haven't heard about the Unitarians who come to your door and make you an offer you can't understand -- but if you're rude to them they'll come back and burn a question mark on your lawn.

*snrk* poking through the comments sections on Making Light, Teresa Nielsen Hayden's wonderful blog, and stumbled across that. Wanted to save it where I could find it again, so y'all get it.

(And yeah, I consider myself a Unitarian, which is part of why it's *funny*)

Comments

[shadur.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Variation on a theme -

[murphymom.livejournal.com]

the way I heard it was; "How do you get a Unitarian to move out of your neighborhood? Burn a question mark on his lawn." )My Unitarian friends loved it.)

[fairoriana.livejournal.com]

My favorite (totally non-PC and indubitably inaccurate):

What do you get when a Unitarian and a Jehovas Witness marry? People who come to your house and knock on your door, but don't know why.