Beating up the President

[katster]

Well, it's probably a good thing we *don't* have dream recorders, or I'd be locked up indefinitely as a threat to the state. Because in my last dream, I beat up the president.

Yes. GWB did that stupid smirk of his, and I grabbed him by the collar and shook him. And the secret service was nowhere in sight. George had just tagged my car with a "Nuke Here" device. I got out of the car, and I said, "Please, tell me this is just a test." and he went "Nope!" And I swear he had no clue about nukes. I mean, for heaven's sake, he thought he'd be safe in the firehouse across the street. I beat him up when it was established he knew *nothing* about nuclear weaponry short of "It makes a big boom."

Yeah, I suspect this dream has something to do with the growing unease I have about the regime in Washington. And I got to admit, on some level, it was satisfying to shake GWB, shake some sense into him.

Anyway, I have to get ready to go to the family reunion now. I'll see you all later.

Comments

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

Do not move. I am not reporting your actions to the American government. Just continue having those dreams. And ensure you have lots of Sharpies on your person so you can be arrested for violating the DMCAdraw pictures of fuzzy animals.

[whitestar2.livejournal.com]

Wheefun. Shaken President Syndrome?

[mrfnord.livejournal.com]

[katster.livejournal.com]

*laugh*! %)

Yeah, kinda like that.

-kat

[katster.livejournal.com]

This...could explain a lot about GW.

*holds up shiny new copy of The Bush Dyslexicon*

Yeah. But no reading it until this room is clean... :)

-kat

[katster.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Ooh! You mean I get one of those rooms with the stylish bars on the window and a roommate named Bubba? Oh man, thanks! :)

-kat

[mrfnord.livejournal.com]

Well, you can't say that he doesn't deserve it..

[shadur.livejournal.com]

Yes you can, but you'd be lying.

[whitestar2.livejournal.com]

I still need to make the time and steal Shrub back from Arkin...

[katster.livejournal.com]

Shrub is great. I bought that soon after the imposter was raised to the throne appointed by the holy "elected". It's an interesting thought. I'm bringing it to Halifax for Patrick to read.

Wonder how upset they'll get finding both Shrub and The Bush Dyslexicon in my carryon?

After all, we mustn't criticise His Holyness His Majesty Mr. President, after all we are in fake war... ;)

-kat

[whitestar2.livejournal.com]

Well, they arrested a guy carrying Harry Potter, so I'd be nice and sweet and pretend that got shoved into your bag by someone else. ;)