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[18:54] * katster waits for Zibby to show up.
[18:54] <Damocles> aah, even
[18:56] * katster sets up an elaborate trap involving National Lampoon amounts of Christmas lights, lots of mistletoe, and popcorn strings.
[18:57] <katster> And tinsel. Lots of tinsel.
[18:58] <Damocles> heh.
[18:58] <katster> And Chipmunks christmas carols.
[18:58] <katster> and an Animatronic santa. Do we have enough power to do this?
[19:02] <Damocles> yes
[19:02] <Damocles> we're the VR. we have enough power to do anything.
[19:03] <katster> Oooh.
[19:03] <katster> ...you think Mal would fire up the spare fusion reactor in the basement?
[19:04] <Damocles> I have the key, so we don't really need to ask.
[19:04] <katster> sweet...
[19:04] * katster plugs in even more lights, then.
[19:05] <katster> Okay, what else can I do?
[19:05] <katster> Got the mistletoe, got the lights, got the tree...
[19:05] <katster> got the tinsel.
[19:06] <Damocles> lighted cheese logs
[19:10] <katster> Mmm...not sure that's a good idea. But we could toss a yule log in the fireplace.
[19:11] * katster adds seizure inducing blinky lights.
[19:12] * katster then gets a lead on an animatronic set of the Twelve Days of Christmas...
[19:13] * Damocles kidnaps some elves.
[19:13] <Damocles> +middle earth
[19:16] <katster> Ummm.
[19:17] <katster> I don't think they'll work.
[19:17] <Damocles> sure they will.
[19:17] <katster> how?
[19:17] * Damocles puts santa elves uniforms on them
[19:18] <Damocles> they're a little tall, but they'll do.
[19:18] <katster> Okay.
[19:18] * katster dresses the sleeping Ari in a Mrs. Claus outfit.
[19:19] * katster then gives Damo a pair of shades. Going to test the lights.
[19:19] * katster dons her sunglasses.
[19:19] * Damocles dresses shad in a santa outfit
[19:23] * katster stands at the switch box, and waits for Damo to don his eye protection.
[19:23] * Damocles dons a welding hood
[19:23] <katster> TEST!
[19:23] * katster shoves down the switch and watches the room glow with the might of a thousand suns!
[19:24] * katster counts ten and disengages the switch...that was perfect!
[19:24] <Damocles> he light! the terrible light! we hatesss it!
[19:25] <katster> Muah, this is perfect.
[19:25] * katster goes to write the flavor text to greet Zibby with...muahahahahahahahaha*cough**choke** gag*...
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